the sector 46 hostel

Monday, September 13, 2010

Close Ups (Clicked at someone's birthday)

Encounters with Sunil Dutt's Dad - by Anukul

Sunil dutt's dad has came to visit sunil, and it was sessionals next day. As ususal i had planned not to appear in sessionals.. so i kept sleeping. but At 9 sunils dad woke me up.. and said, you wont appear for the sessionals.. a little shameful.. i said yes i am going oh, is it late, and i went.
so like always i completed the paper in 5 minutes and came back after half time. and what sunils dad said me i will never forget.

"He is most intellegent, He goes latest for the exam and comes first to hostel.."

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This story was contributed by Anukul, His current phone number is 07209188004

Sunday, September 12, 2010

once upon a time.........starting of LENi

once upon a time there was a guy called gaurav garg he came to citm after years of struggle at the (best coaching centre according to him)
bansal@kota

first day first victim of "LENI FEVER"
STARTED WITH HIM
usually as me sukhi sir,sunil dutt, eminem gaurav sahab , anupam kuch logo me se the jo hostel kaafi pehle aa gye the
tab humari jaan pehchaan Mr gaurav se hui
lekin hum jo bhi baat karte the vo bansal pe le jaate the n is baat se sabhi ko gussa chadde jaa raha thaa
lekin gaurav miaan toh baaj nahi aa rahe the
fir mene socha kyun naa aaj gaurav pe aisi chott ki jaaye ki vo yaad rakhein

baatein shuru hui
but har baat me gaurav ki leni ho jaati thi
baatein non veg hone lagi
toh gaurav apni what so familiar tone
me bolne laga behanchod
imagine gaurav saying dis
fir uske baad uss din uski itni bund leni hui ki vo uss din ke baad bansal kaanaam lena bhool gyaa
vo incident detail me kisi aur din likhoonga

but vo this shuruaat leni fever ki

'Meri yaadein' by Kush

ahlawat wid harry potter,parbodh ki leni,utkarsh ladki,n tanmay ki sexy awaaj,ishwar ka ladki banna,katyal ka maje lena,arvind ka vodafone,niket ka bike dena

uspe tripling karna

kartik sir ka scooter

robin ka mess wale ko chunna lagana

sartaj ke logic

mumgain ki vakeeli,hitesh ke plans,

ankit mote ke romance

mishra baba ki jodi

anuj gupta kaa sharmana

beria ka chup rehna

parashar ki revolution

dutt ki saadgi

oswin ka steal to live n mobile ka funda,

addie n gals hostel ke jugaad,achal sir ka khaana

jitte ki dare

samarth ke special comments

gaurav ki mishaappening

toh anukool ki commentary

ahlawat ki awaaj

meri cheekh

tiwari ka muskurana

raat vaale guard ki khanaian

vijay kaa khaana

ajit ki hassi

pawan ka sonaa

ankit goyal kabhi raha nahi

gill ka padte jaana

sahil ka style dikhaana

nikhil ka haklaana

rahul goyal ka mewat jaana

vibhor ka "arrree"

saurabh sharma ka body dikhaana

amit bana dabangg

robin ke sang

kartik sir ke discussion

sukhi sir ke wild imagination wale illusion

anupam ki baatein,kahaniyan or poem

satija ka visit

malhotra ke aane pe ghitar pitar

sihag kalate aana

plus

dulat aur kundu ke surprise visit

kadian ki jhuthi hassi

bakre ki shartein

sab yaad aata he doston

dekho ye pal fir kabhie aayen naa aayen

A bet to compare sizes

As reminded by our dear frend Mr anukool there was a bet b/w

Mr addie & our dear Bhattoo sir

to measure the length of their dearly part known as penis

longer u have winner u are!!!!

both entered bathroom of room no g-06 58/46

after the show off

bhatto screamed

"dekh le saale kiska lamba he"

what a hilarious joke to remmeber...............????

missin those days

'Bon Fire' - सामने वाले park में

What started off as a cleaning of the park in front of the hostel, turned out to be a ' Bon Fire '.

Can anyone please tell me why you were cleaning the leaves, in the first place??

Front gate , '58/46' tombstone, & our model Anukul

Thanks to our great model Anukul , we have the front gate pics
.. showing the '58/46' address stone :)

Saturday, September 11, 2010

The great bulb theft (and wedding crashers) story

The great Bulb theft !!

Event: There was a wedding in the park behind the hostel .. Almost everybody gate-crashed the wedding for free dinner (and some for fun, some due to peer pressure).

After the wedding everybody stole the bulbs that were used for the decoration of the path leading to the marriage.

Other events:

1. When at the marriage some of started dancing to the music. Initially they weren't caught, but later many were queried on whose side they were...

2. There was a big screen in the wedding ground. photographer जो भी खीच रहा था वो उस screen पर display हो रहा था . Photographer Ashwani की विडिओ लेने लगा !! Ashwani was live and exclusive .. This is not all .. It even got better... वो स्क्रीन अचानक खराब हो गयी ... अश्वनी एंड फ्रिएंड्स की फट ली , क्यूंकि उसकी पिक स्क्रीन पे अटक गयी थी !!!

सब कट लिए फ़टाफ़ट :)

3.Anukul and Kartikeya(or was it Addie??) were climbing on a tree cutting the electrical wires with a knife. They saw a car coming, so they jumped off and pretended that they were peeing. After the car passed, they realized they were peeing at each other :)

4. There was a big moral discussion (with Kartikeya definitely involved) about the moral implications of this theft . Some of the guys felt bad 'cause it was a girl's wedding where , in India, you are rather expected to give .. than steal .

Wat happened to the bulbs:

Again there was a lot of discussions over wat to do with the bulbs. Some advised to sell them. However the memory was just too good to sell them up .. They were kept in the bed box of my (sukhvinder) bed. I left them in the hostel when we left it. I guess Tiwari must have sold them :P

There were more than 300 bulbs

Wat a night!!!

From the comments :
1.) Samarth: "aur bhai..baal bacchey kaise hai??"
Kartikeya :-"bada waala to ias ki tayyari kar rha hai..chhota wale ne citm mein admission liya hai"

Robin : No Smoking !

Where was Gaurav during चड्डी - बनियान holi?

Holi to yaad hai sabko .. During Holi celebrations in the hostel and a great 'बनियान - चड्डी - जुराब' fight between first floor and second floor .. 'Gaurav Garg the great' was missing. Where was he?? Here is the secret ...

Gaurav ko badi zor se aayi thi .. Aur bathrooms mein Holi ki supply ho rhi thi ... to wo guard se bottle le kar, Dhalaan ke kinaare wali jagah pe chala gaya tha!!!

How did we come to know??! Kyunki Anukul Anand bhi bhaag gya tha hostel se .. aur gaurav usko dikh gya!

( Enjoy this pic of the ashram - clicked from the dhalaan )